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thinks it's impossible to look at a baby penguin and not get angry!

says “today is NOT THE DAY to piss me off”


is going to come back as a pigeon in their next life..there are people out there who need a taste of there own medicine !!


Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. Bitch please! My name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your entertainment.


do you ever get the feeling that you would like to reach out and just choke someone?
Shut-up!


If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

 

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No matter how true it might be, cops don’t take “But I’m a ninja” as an excuse, it’s still breaking and entering.


For all you bored people , I dare you to call up your besties and YELL “HOT DOG” and the just HANG UP… Trust me, it’s pretty dang fun ;]


The Average Icelandic penis is 11″


I’m not crazy, but I am a carrier.


is being normal – it could happen!


Hookd Awn Fownix Werkd Fer Mee Two

 

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Serious Statuses About Life


Life is a long lesson in humility.


We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.


You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want.


Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort. Full effort is full victory.

 

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says, wake me up when it’s time to go to sleep.


 is: celebrating the Cinco de Mayonnaise.


 says, It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.


 is doing National Bring Your Hamster to work day.


 says, It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot.

 

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Random Facebook Statuses


is a proof that God has a sense of humor...
 


cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
 


is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!
 


undressing your profile pic with his eyes
 


totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

 

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Facebook Love Statuses


Don’t let someone become your everything, because when they’re gone you have nothing

Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile

The greatest thing you?ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

The bravest thing that men do is love women
 

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in

 

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Facebook Statuses About Relationships


In the end, who among us does not choose to be a little less right to be a little less lonely.


Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.


There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.


People change and forget to tell each other.


Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

 

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Facebook Statuses About Breaking Up


When you had me you didn’t want me…now that you want me (back) you can’t have me


Roses are red, violets are blue, you hurt my best friend, no your ass’ll meet my shoe


No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.


Dan walker from ellows hall is a cheat don’t ever ever ever trust the


You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.

 

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Facebook Crush Statuses


All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till my heart stops beating <3


The answer there, is in your arms.


MyHeartWhispered; “Give it a try”


when my phone vibrates, my heart stops, when i see that its you i SMILE


I’m beside you as a best friend everyday hoping one day you’ll notice me out of every other girl.and that you will love me as much as i love you.

 

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