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Angry Facebook Statuses
thinks it's impossible to look at a baby penguin and not get
angry!
says “today is NOT THE DAY to piss me off”
is going to come back as a pigeon in their next life..there
are people out there who need a taste of there own medicine
!!
Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. Bitch please! My
name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your
entertainment.
do you ever get the feeling that you would like to reach out
and just choke someone?
Shut-up!
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a
hundred days of sorrow.
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Funny Statuses
No matter how true it might be, cops don’t take “But I’m a
ninja” as an excuse, it’s still breaking and entering.
For all you bored people , I dare you to call up your
besties and YELL “HOT DOG” and the just HANG UP… Trust me,
it’s pretty dang fun ;]
The Average Icelandic penis is 11″
I’m not crazy, but I am a carrier.
is being normal – it could happen!
Hookd Awn Fownix Werkd Fer Mee Two
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Serious Statuses About
Life
Life is a long lesson in humility.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we
give.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third
act.
You can have everything in life you want, if you will just
help enough other people get what they want.
Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with
effort. Full effort is full victory.
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Fun Facebook Status
Updates
says, wake me up when it’s time to go to
sleep.
is: celebrating the Cinco de Mayonnaise.
says, It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.
is doing National Bring Your Hamster to work day.
says, It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot.
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Random Facebook
Statuses
is a proof that God has a sense of humor...
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of
it!
undressing your profile pic with his eyes
totally gonna take over the world one day >=D
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Facebook Love Statuses
Don’t let someone become your everything, because when
they’re gone you have nothing
Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the
ride worthwhile
The greatest thing you?ll ever learn, is just to love and be
loved in return.
The bravest thing that men do is love women
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and
when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with
ours, we join up with them and fall in
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Facebook Statuses About
Relationships
In the end, who among us does not choose to be a little less
right to be a little less lonely.
Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They
are not perfect but are always perfect for you.
There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and
couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.
People change and forget to tell each other.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to
realize you're really strangers.
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Facebook Statuses
About Breaking Up
When you had me you didn’t want me…now that you want me
(back) you can’t have me
Roses are red, violets are blue, you hurt my best friend, no
your ass’ll meet my shoe
No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.
Dan walker from ellows hall is a cheat don’t ever ever ever
trust the
You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a
lie.
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Facebook Crush Statuses
All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till
my heart stops beating <3
The answer there, is in your arms.
MyHeartWhispered; “Give it a try”
when my phone vibrates, my heart stops, when i see that its
you i SMILE
I’m beside you as a best friend everyday hoping one day
you’ll notice me out of every other girl.and that you will
love me as much as i love you.
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